Da Rules
Never pre-order nothin’
Never buy Early Access
Never trust a vertical slice demo
Never fund a Kickstarter
Don’t believe the hype
Follow these five simple rules and you won’t get chafe’d by the Schafe (or anybody else).

Da Rules

  • Never pre-order nothin’
  • Never buy Early Access
  • Never trust a vertical slice demo
  • Never fund a Kickstarter
  • Don’t believe the hype

Follow these five simple rules and you won’t get chafe’d by the Schafe (or anybody else).

I’ve got 99 problems and all of them involve skeletons

I’ve got 99 problems and all of them involve skeletons

still-the-best:

lesbians

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Wait, when did the seraphs alter reality? That symbol's been associated with Kat since the second treatise.

yeah, because they gave it to her! You can totes alter reality retroactively, so the “when” doesn’t matter so much

Just a reminder that whether or not this attempt is successful, the Seraphs have already altered reality.

basically

if you’re asking me if I ship it, the answer is yes

if you’re asking me if I ship it, the answer is yes

Well, what is it?Well, what is it?Well, what is it?

Well, what is it?
Well, what is it?
Well, what is it?

Don’t hit on me silly boys

Don’t hit on me silly boys

top kekFull Havel set + poise ring + def. ring + iron flesh = literally unkillableEverything was going perfect right up to the moment I died

top kek

Full Havel set + poise ring + def. ring + iron flesh = literally unkillable
Everything was going perfect right up to the moment I died

game is weird

game is weird